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  Date
April, 20, 2013
Location
Fagtron01,
 
 

Summary:  I was eating lunch with Colton, Jonny, Cam, Riley and Matthew when a UFO came and killed Matthew.

Date Posted: 10/31/2014 5:50:40 PM

Sighting Time: 4:20
Day/Night: Daytime
Duration: 666 hours

No. of Witnesses: All of us


Size of Object(s): 420 inches long, like my dick. Colton started a big dick club because of me.
Distance to Object(s): 2000 Lightyears Away.


Appearance / Description of Object(s)
It was Beyonces mode of transportation, so it was majestic as Fûck.

Description of Area / Surroundings
Colton was crying, Jonny was trying to kill himself, Cam shoved his head in a blender, Dan locked himself in a walk in freezer, Riley was ripping his own scalp off, and I was scooping out my own eyes with a spoon.

Full Description & Details
The UFO came to save us because Matthew was fapping his baby dick. Beyoncé came and saved us.

Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?
It was the cats.

Views on UFOs, before and after sighting
The cats are out to get us.

Other Comments
I like cats.

Reported Sighting? No
Name: Eyeless&Scarred_With_A_Big_Dick
Location: Earth
Age: 696969666420 Image Submitted by Witness:
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Comments about the image(s): This is taking over the world soon.




 
       

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