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UFO Sighting Report

Date:

July, 2, 2012

Location:

Miami, Florida, United States

Summary:

i looked out the window.

Date Reported:

7/3/2012 5:09:59 AM

Sighting Time: 

half past my arse

Day/Night: 

Dusk/Evening

Appearance / Description of Object(s)

it was a green bastard

Size of Object(s)

bigger than a chair

Distance to Object(s) & Altitude

5 ft

Description of Area / Surroundings

shitty toilet

Full Description & Details

i was sitting on the toilet, having the biggest greasiest shit i ever had because i needed it really bad, and also i was locked in the toilet cos i had an argument with my girlfriend because she gave me AIDS, yes she gave me AIDS. so yeah i was having a shit and i heard a strange plop sound not the sort of plop from shit dropping into the toilet, it came from outside, so i opened the window to look out and a UFO was in my back garden and two aliens were on top of it doing it doggy style then he jizzed in her face then the alien started sucking another alien of it was a alien sex club my back yard so i got my dick out and started wanking as hard as i could, because i only live once!

Witness Background

im bi sexual

Reported Sighting? 

No

Name: 

Nathaniel Smith

Your Location: 

miami

Age: 

2

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