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 NAVIGATION MENU     Report 1 of 11204
January, 1, 2013
Your mom, Alabama, Afghanistan

Summary:  A big fat Italian pizza with pictures of harambs landed in my ass and then a big brollic black dude named requis pulled a bedsheet out wrapped it around my head and skull Fucked me. It was pretty funny.

Date Posted: 2/27/2017 4:42:10 AM

Sighting Time: 10:30 AM
Day/Night: Nighttime
Duration: Your mom

No. of Witnesses: Over 9000

Size of Object(s): The size of my dick (789 inches)
Distance to Object(s): As tall as my dick (789 inches)

Appearance / Description of Object(s)
A FUCKING pizza with pictures of harambo on it

Description of Area / Surroundings
Taking a sneaky bush wank in the Forrest near a furry convention

Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?
I dunno, pizzas can get pretty fucking spicy.

Personal Background
I am a fat cunt called Tyrone with a 789 inch long penis. I work as a gay male prositute in Bernie sanders basement.

Views on UFOs, before and after sighting
After that I will never take a sneaky bush wank to miles Cyrus's leaked nudes.

Other Comments
Nigger lol

Reported Sighting? Yes
Reported To: Smash mouth
Name: Tyrone Johnson
Location: Your moms house
Age: Barely legal Image Submitted by Witness:
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Comments about the image(s): Picture of requis


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