I was at a party drunk in the woods and I shit myself.
I was tring to clean my ass off with leaves and looked up and saw a big round ufo.
It beamed a light on me and took all the leaves off the trees.
My ass was dirty all night long.
5/25/2013 4:16:03 PM
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It was big and long like a Mr. Hanky.
Brown in color.
The air smelled funny, not the Gay funny, but funny.