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UFO Sighting Report

Date:

December, 13, 1969

Location:

Boston, Colorado, Afghanistan

Summary:

Old, Fat, Hair,

Date Reported:

5/28/2013 9:44:50 AM

Sighting Time: 

6:69

Day/Night: 

.

No. of Witnesses: 

me and itself

Duration: 

3 min

Appearance / Description of Object(s)

saggin pants with middle finger up and swearing at me

Size of Object(s)

as big as your MOTHER

Distance to Object(s) & Altitude

6969696 miles away

Description of Area / Surroundings

in my bed

Full Description & Details

My MOTHER

Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?

NOPE

Witness Background

big fat ugly

Views on UFOs, before and after sighting

STUPID

Reported Sighting? 

Yes

Reported To: 

YOUR MOTHER

Name: 

Billy Sixtynine

Your Location: 

bed room

Age: 

6969

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