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UFO Sighting Report

Date:

January, 1, 2013

Location:

Your mom, Alabama, Afghanistan

Summary:

A big fat Italian pizza with pictures of harambs landed in my ass and then a big brollic black dude named requis pulled a bedsheet out wrapped it around my head and skull Fucked me. It was pretty funny.

Date Reported:

2/27/2017 4:42:10 AM

Sighting Time: 

10:30 AM

Day/Night: 

Nighttime

No. of Witnesses: 

Over 9000

Duration: 

Your mom

Appearance / Description of Object(s)

A FUCKING pizza with pictures of harambo on it

Size of Object(s)

The size of my dick (789 inches)

Distance to Object(s) & Altitude

As tall as my dick (789 inches)

Description of Area / Surroundings

Taking a sneaky bush wank in the Forrest near a furry convention

Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?

I dunno, pizzas can get pretty fucking spicy.

Witness Background

I am a fat cunt called Tyrone with a 789 inch long penis. I work as a gay male prositute in Bernie sanders basement.

Views on UFOs, before and after sighting

After that I will never take a sneaky bush wank to miles Cyrus's leaked nudes.

Other Comments

Nigger lol

Reported Sighting? 

Yes

Reported To: 

Smash mouth

Name: 

Tyrone Johnson

Your Location: 

Your moms house

Age: 

Barely legal

Image Submitted by Witness:


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Comments about the image(s):

Picture of requis

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