2/27/2017 4:42:10 AM
Appearance / Description of Object(s)
A FUCKING pizza with pictures of harambo on it
Size of Object(s)
The size of my dick (789 inches)
Distance to Object(s) & Altitude
As tall as my dick (789 inches)
Description of Area / Surroundings
Taking a sneaky bush wank in the Forrest near a furry convention
Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?
I dunno, pizzas can get pretty fucking spicy.
I am a fat cunt called Tyrone with a 789 inch long penis. I work as a gay male prositute in Bernie sanders basement.
Views on UFOs, before and after sighting
After that I will never take a sneaky bush wank to miles Cyrus's leaked nudes.
Reported To:Smash mouth
Your Location:Your moms house
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