UFO Sighting Report
Date:
February, 31, 1900
Location:
Grunttown, Idaho, Austria
Summary:
iT WAS A BIG BROWN OVAL.
Date Reported:
1/26/2012 1:46:12 PM
Sighting Time:
12:00 pmDay/Night:
DaytimeNo. of Witnesses:
0Duration:
1,000,000,000 years
Appearance / Description of Object(s)It was purple. It smelled like roses. And then it sneezed on me. Size of Object(s)It was bigger than my pet cat. Distance to Object(s) & AltitudeLower than my toaster oven. Description of Area / SurroundingsIt was at the bottom of Lake Erie. Full Description & DetailsIt was flying and it was dripping yellow liquid. It came and abducted a BLT from Subway. Sadly, it was my BLT. It only left a crop circle - on my face. Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?No it was too purple. Witness BackgroundMy job is licking toliets clean. I have a preschool degree. Views on UFOs, before and after sightingI know they are shiny. I know more than all of the amoebas combined. Other CommentsIt shot rainbows out of it's mouth! Reported Sighting?YesReported To:My cat, Mr. ButtermittensName:Timmy Joesph JohnYour Location:MarsAge:-6 |
