3/22/2004 9:07:07 AM
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I was driving down the road when I looked to my left and I saw this large hole that was just floating in the sky. It sort of looked like a vortex. So I stopped the car and got out and watched it for a while. It had a tiny black center and was brownish colored all around. From the distance I was standing I guessed that it was about the size of large building. The outer edges of it were fluttering like it had been channeled from somewhere else. All of a sudden the tiny black hole started to open up. It made a load gaping roaring sound. I was kind of scared. Then this material started to form inside the hole and it was pushing the hole open. Then the hole kind of puckered as this brown like material oozed out in massive quantities. The material hit the ground making plop sounds. The hole continued producing this material as a sudden rank smell blew across the field. It was so bad I started to gag. That's when I realized I was smelling human feces and that the vortex was actually a butthole sent from another dimention to poo on our fragile world. Maybe they have no more room to crap in there world or maybe God wanted to make his presence known. All I knew was that I had to get out of there before the dung splattered my way. I hopped back in my jeep and drove. The rest of that day was fallowed by strange weather patterns. Golden showers fell from the clouds and splattered my windshield as I rode the long stretch all the way home.