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UFO Sighting Report

Date:

2010

Location:

my nans arse,

Summary:

well i was coming out of nettos and i saw my arabian cousin, apu get eaten by a banana. i then laughed and a ufo came out of my bum.

Date Reported:

3/8/2010 3:54:22 AM

Sighting Time: 

34 hours before you die...

Day/Night: 

Daytime

No. of Witnesses: 

me, myself and irene

Duration: 

34 hours and a half of an apple

Appearance / Description of Object(s)

it looked liked a turtle head

Size of Object(s)

bigger than my nan

Distance to Object(s) & Altitude

as far as usaine bolts legs.

Description of Area / Surroundings

there were trees and stuff

Full Description & Details

i just told you, retard.

Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?

it was man made, im sure

Witness Background

im the sort of guy that if you looked at him for 30 seconds you would commit suicide

Views on UFOs, before and after sighting

i think they are pretty

Reported Sighting? 

Yes

Reported To: 

here, retard

Name: 

ben dover

Your Location: 

osama bin ladens cave

Age: 

2

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