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UFO Sighting Report


December, 8, 2011


london, Kentucky, United States


three flying orbs in the sky. one resembling the alpha of the pack as the others followed. showed the infinite strength of chuck norris.

Date Reported:

12/8/2011 9:25:46 AM

Sighting Time: 

6:59 am



No. of Witnesses: 



69 minutes

Appearance / Description of Object(s)

a brown dog that can some times walk on its two back legs. it has brown spots and can talk with a terrible lisp. its favorite treats are scooby snacks. the aliens were green with big probe like features in their pelvic region.

Size of Object(s)

the probes were ranged from 6 to 8 inches. the ship was huge from my point of view on the ground. the lights in the ship seemed to be suspended in mid air by a gravitational pull, or luke skywalker's force.

Distance to Object(s) & Altitude

100 feet in the air, 1 football field wide.

Description of Area / Surroundings

a bunch of cows surrounded me. my big green tractor was 300 feet behind me. it can go slow or it can faster. as long as i was with scoob, it really didnt matter. i had to come down through my woods and out into the pasture. on my big green tractor. c'mon.

Full Description & Details

I was standing in my cow pasture at 3 a.m., when I looked in the sky to see none other than a shadow of scooby doo. How else could I describe this event other than... ALIENS. To reference scooby doo and the alien invaders, a light came down upon me and took me into a ship. They had all sorts of wires connected to my head trying to eat my brain. All they said was,quote, "boop boop beep bop bloop" except for the one fat alien singing the rick astley song "never gonna give you up"... then I went unconcious and fell out of my bed.

Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?

well, there is a large tower with lights surrounding it above my pasture... but there is really no logical explanation other than aliens... or a gay space orgy.

Witness Background

cow farmer, professional ditch digger, pimp on the weekends, drug dealer at night.

Reported Sighting? 


Reported To: 

laurel county constable Tim May.

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