2/24/2005 12:38:45 PM
Size of Object(s)6 ft. tall / after blown up: 3 in. tall Distance to Object(s) & Altitude15 m. Shape of Object(s)Weird blobs with eyes and arms and legs all conncected by a torso. Much like us. Color of Object(s):Green Full Description & DetailsThe guy (or whatever it was) was actually stuck upright by the shock for a while during which three seperate trains ran over him. For around 10 seconds there were headlight spots all over him. A few seconds later, he was burst into small pieces that reformed to make mini-aliens. These also spawned with mini-ray guns that fried all of the sewer rats in the subway. They then danced a nasty little jig to celebrate their victory, after which they were immediately run over by trains again. Being as they were smaller, they were destroyed the first time. Then they had a massive existance failure and disappeared. In conclusion, we expect that they are located somewhere around Venus' many shopping malls. Further investigation will be conducted upon the conclusion of this letter. Thank you and live long and prosper. Witness Backgroundhomeless, drunk, smelly Reported Sighting?YesReported To:My cat, which died.Name:Ralph GettyYour Location:Raoid City, SD, USAAge:36 |