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UFO Sighting Report

Date:

February, 23, 2005

Location:

Rapid City, South Dakota, United States

Summary:

This green guy popped up from under the subway tracks and stepped on the tracks and electrocuted himself and exploded. We saved some green goop but it mysteriously underwent a spontaneous massive existance failure. My cat died.

Date Reported:

2/24/2005 12:38:45 PM

Sighting Time: 

10:17:23 AM

Day/Night: 

Daytime

No. of Witnesses: 

Around 1256

Duration: 

About 56.332 seconds (approx)

No. of Object(s): 

Multiple

Urban or Rural: 

Underground (urban)

Size of Object(s)

6 ft. tall / after blown up: 3 in. tall

Distance to Object(s) & Altitude

15 m.

Shape of Object(s)

Weird blobs with eyes and arms and legs all conncected by a torso. Much like us.

Color of Object(s):

Green

Full Description & Details

The guy (or whatever it was) was actually stuck upright by the shock for a while during which three seperate trains ran over him. For around 10 seconds there were headlight spots all over him. A few seconds later, he was burst into small pieces that reformed to make mini-aliens. These also spawned with mini-ray guns that fried all of the sewer rats in the subway. They then danced a nasty little jig to celebrate their victory, after which they were immediately run over by trains again. Being as they were smaller, they were destroyed the first time. Then they had a massive existance failure and disappeared. In conclusion, we expect that they are located somewhere around Venus' many shopping malls. Further investigation will be conducted upon the conclusion of this letter. Thank you and live long and prosper.

Witness Background

homeless, drunk, smelly

Reported Sighting? 

Yes

Reported To: 

My cat, which died.

Name: 

Ralph Getty

Your Location: 

Raoid City, SD, USA

Age: 

36

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