UFO Sighting Report
Date:
May, 1900
Location:
ochohmonanonma, Mississippi, United States
Summary:
me and my fellow hicks saw some lights in the sky, we decided to pull out our shotguns and shoot her down, and have our dogs retrieve it
Date Reported:
6/28/2005 10:04:30 AM
Sighting Time:
id say about 25 hours military timeDay/Night:
NighttimeNo. of Witnesses:
hell id say 29492492934294924000Duration:
it lasted a few daysNo. of Object(s):
MultipleUrban or Rural:
not sure what rural means
Size of Object(s)huge Distance to Object(s) & Altitudelong Shape of Object(s)big Color of Object(s):idk Full Description & Detailsafter shooting the feller down, our dogs came back with dismantled alien bodies, me and my fellow redknecks decided to cook the remains and eat it. now we have super alien powers. we are planning to take over the world Witness Backgroundi have a masters degree in finding aliens from standford, along with a rocket scientist masters degree from harvard. also a bachlors degree from yale in psychology Other Commentsfuck wackjobs Reported Sighting?NoName:freddy got fingeredYour Location:im in your mom right nowAge:34934272 |
