8/31/2005 11:01:18 AM
Size of Object(s)Wouldn't you like to Know Distance to Object(s) & Altitudemmmm pretty close Shape of Object(s)Hard and long Color of Object(s):brown...now Full Description & DetailsAll three of us were abducted and take roughly from behind in our local village Solva. At first we thought it was Simon. But then after we we saw planet earths surface from space it became clear it wasnt Simon. All we can remember after that was somthing hard and cold slowly being forced up are asshole. There was bleeping of machinary and a giggiling. The object started to rotate and push deeper. We tryed to screm but there was a green cock shaped object shoved into our mouths. We woke up in our beds with nothing but a headache and a sore asshole. Witness BackgroundIm a steady working politian and a cock sucker. Reported Sighting?YesReported To:my motherName:Tony BlairYour Location:10 Downing Street |