Appearance / Description of Object(s)

Like a big penins with a rimmed end and two circular things at the end.

Size of Object(s)

100 Meters by 25 meters

Distance to Object(s) & Altitude

100 feet.

Description of Area / Surroundings

Rural Countryide.

Full Description & Details

I had just finished having raunchy sex with my girlfriend on the kitchen table when i heard a dull thudding sound. It called to my horny bitch to see what it was but she didnt reply so i though she mut be in the toilt or something. I looked out of the window to see an object slowly getting closer and as it did o the soung increased in volume. It came fight over my house and only then i realsied that it was shaped like a big penis wth the bollocks and everything. I called out to my girlfriend to show her but she was standing transfixed looking at in awe like i was. It suddenly sped off leaving behind white smoke which was billowing out of the end. I will never forget the day i saw the only penis that i bigger than mine.

Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?

No, unless god was showing off.

Reported Sighting?