Appearance / Description of Object(s)

A flying cube

Size of Object(s)

15' equal sides

Distance to Object(s) & Altitude

30' up

Description of Area / Surroundings

in the freakin woods bitch!!!!

Full Description & Details

I was doing some crystal meth in the woods when all of a sudden a flying cube came and fired 5 different colours into my brain and then ate my pants and shirt. I then felt horney and boned my cat, Mr. fudgey

Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?

no

Reported Sighting?