Appearance / Description of Object(s)

He was a big ol' green son of a bitch. Looked like my damn fool brother Leeroy! But green.

Size of Object(s)

He was a tall ol' muffa - tall as a palm tree

Distance to Object(s) & Altitude

Don't you bother me with none of these damn fool questions

Description of Area / Surroundings

It happened near that red rooster up on the main road

Full Description & Details

You hard of hearing boy? I told you my full story; a green headed ol' boy asked me for "tree fitty." I ain't giving no damn alien any of my money! I said "damn you alien, you go and find someone else to bother, I look like santa claus to you?"

Can sighting be explained as any conventional man-made or natural object?

Goddamn no! You take me for some kind of fool boy?

Witness Background

Farmer

Views on UFOs, before and after sighting

I ain't giving no alien any money that for damn sure.

Reported Sighting? 

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